Nelspruit was abuzz not too long ago with the Joburgers coming to town to attend the Metro Media Launch.
Shockingly enough not even the rain could keep away the Nelspruit party crowd from attending the Friday event at Capello and man am I glad we didn’t stay home either. After what we witnessed the Fashion Police within us could not rest until we gave a helping hand in terms of preparations for the Metro FM Awards. Here goes nothing...
Things we do NOT want to see a repeat of at the Metros:
§ The white shoe. On anybody. I don’t care whether the Fish King has it or how much it cost you. NO!
§ The leopard print dress. If you insist on wearing it make sure it is your size and try to stick to one print at a time. Leopard print and stripes is not a good look.
§ Shiny suits unless you’re auditioning to be a Jazeel brother.
§ And gentleman, very few of you can pull off leopard print shoes. You’ve been warned.
§ The groupies. I refer to both sexes. Special mention to the ladies. The song ‘Jezebel’is actually not a compliment. Stay away from the DJs. Even the hot ones. They suffer a severe case of amnesia when they pass the first tollgate. You’ve been warned.
§ Bad weaves. Please make an effort to keep it fresh. At least for that weekend. We are the cleanest province in the country yet somehow a lot of hair out here is a serious environmental hazard.
§ Uncultured behaviour. Let’s behave ourselves.
Feel free to make a citizen's arrest if you encounter any of the above!
Things we DO want to see:
§ Ladies in simple classy cocktail dresses with heels you can walk in.
§ Brothers in well cut suits representing.
§ It doesn’t have to be Brazilian for it to look good ladies. Please take note.
§ Sometimes less is actually more. Less drinking. Less fighting. Less hating. Less makeup.
§ Let us be ambassadors for Mpumalanga. Embrace the visitors coming to our province and hold the Mbombela flag high.
Let’s show them how it’s really doneJ
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