December is finally here and even though we’ve been waiting for this warm weather with bated breath, one cannot help but approach this season with a deep sense of dread.
Now instead of being selfish, we’ve decided to do the honourable thing and offer some pointers on making this time of year easier for all concerned.
§ First and foremost, let us all refrain from drinking and driving. Dying under the influence is not a good look. It’s not fashionable and it is really not cool. And.We.Will.Be.Too.Hungover.To.Attend.Your.Funeral.
§ Let us respect the people who utilised their gym memberships during the cold season and are now looking toned in their shorts and summer dresses. If you know that the remnants of your russian and chips days are evident on your thighs and stomachs, please cover up.
§ Can we invest in moisturisers please? We can turn a blind eye to the body pinching clothing and the unintentionally cropped golf tees but ashy knees and heels are unforgivable. Period.
§ Ladies even Brazilian weaves have an expiration date. Let.Them.Go.
§ When you are invited to a braai or any soiree for that matter, bring something. #spirit of ubuntu.
§ IMPORTANT NOTICE: When you are invited to a themed party please make the effort to dress the part. It’s disrespectful to your host to do otherwise. And being different is not always ‘cool’.
§ Please plan your nights out accordingly. If there’s a guest list and you’re not on it, stay home. The last thing you want is to be caught being refused entry into a party or caught traipsing about on a golf estate trying to find a party that doesn’t exist.
§ Try not to be the last person to leave the party unless you are the host. Stumbling out of a club looking for a lift in the early hours of the morning is not a good look and it really isn’t safe.
§ And for Pete’s sake please behave yourselves out there. People are watching. AlwaysJ
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